Jenna Bush’s Wedding: A Comedic Tribute Posted on May 11th
“This weekend, in Crawford, Texas, at the Bush family ranch, one of President Bush’s daughter, Jenna, will be getting married. And I thought this was cute, because the groom went to President Bush and he asked President Bush for his daughter’s hand in marriage. And President Bush said, ‘Well, it’s okay with me, but you gotta run it by Cheney.’” –David Letterman
“I thought this was nice. For their wedding night, President Bush is loaning the groom his ‘Mission Accomplished’ banner.” –David Letterman
“Best wishes to President Bush’s daughter, Jenna. She’s getting married this weekend. I understand both John McCain and Dick Cheney will attend. That way they’ll have something old and something blue.” –Jay Leno
“Jenna Bush is getting married this weekend at her father’s place in Crawford, Texas. And this is no surprise: the $2 billion ice sculpture contract went to Halliburton.” –David Letterman
“Here’s an interesting fact about the wedding a lot of people didn’t know. Since her father’s approval rating is only 29 percent, she’s asked John McCain to give her away.” Jay Leno
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See also:
Funny Jenna Bush Pictures
Stephen Colbert on Jenna Bush’s Wedding (Comedy Central)
Your Guide To Jenna Bush’s Trashy Texas Wedding (Wonkette)
Pizza Hut to Cater Jenna Bush’s Wedding? (Wonkette)
George W. Bush to Gain Son, Jenna Bush to Lose Her Virginity (23/6)
Bush Jokes about Daughter’s Wedding (AP)